A Poet's Tale

Marty Made Me Do It

geoff_chaucer

10/19/05 02:40 pm

Wha be tha blake prevy lawe
That bene wantoun too alle tha feres?
SHAFT!
Ya damne righte!

Wha be tha carl tha riske is hals wolt
Fro is allye leve?
SHAFT!
Konne ye?

Wha be tha carl wha ne wolden flee
Whan peril bene all aboughte?
SHAFT!
Verray!

Alle clepe tha carl ane badde mooder-
SOFTE!
Speken of Shaft bene I.
THAN KONNE ALLES WE!

He be a man konne unnethes
Namo save is mayde konnes im.
JOHN SHAFT!

[EDITED to remove a word that should not have been in there. And none of you people called me on it! For shame.]

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prof_cregg
10/19/05 06:45 pm (UTC)

((Is completely DED. You win the....everything. zomg))
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- geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 06:49 pm (UTC)
  
  [Everything? Well, I promise to share with my patronness. :D]
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the4thsister
10/19/05 06:46 pm (UTC)

((Oh dear sweet God! That's Geoff's business down the pan then! And after Paige spent last week trying to drum up businees too! Impressive though)
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- geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 06:50 pm (UTC)
  
  [Marty! Is totally all Marty!]
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leeadama
10/19/05 06:59 pm (UTC)

Dude!
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auroryborealis
10/19/05 06:59 pm (UTC)

[OH. MY. GOD.

*is so very, very dead*]
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jerusalem_s
10/19/05 07:01 pm (UTC)

((*quiet hysterics*))
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OOC:
oatmanspatient
10/19/05 07:02 pm (UTC)

*Weeps for joy*

*Forgives you hitting on my RP girlfriend*

What do I owe you?
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  geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 07:06 pm (UTC)
  
  You know, I can't even begin to think of a price high enough to make up for having to go through this.
  
  [Dude, I had to figure out a medieval equivalent for "sex machine"!]
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  chasingangela
  10/20/05 02:50 pm (UTC)
  
  We're on a BREAK!
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bens_mikey
10/19/05 07:05 pm (UTC)

((ooc: *dies of laughter* *revives* *dies again* I bow to your talent.))
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- geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 07:06 pm (UTC)
  
  [*wonders if it'll get him more students* *decides he should probably just retire*]
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notstakedyet
10/19/05 07:18 pm (UTC)

[ooc: *DIES*]
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cantgetnorelief
10/19/05 07:19 pm (UTC)

*dies dies dies dies dies*

OMG. In between this and my classicist-geek friend who provides me with translations of medieval smut dissertations . . .
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  10/19/05 07:22 pm (UTC)
  
  [Oh, the medieval smut is the best. :D]
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02maxwell
10/19/05 07:20 pm (UTC)

[[ooc: My German professor would like to reprimand you for making me miss class tonight due to sudden death by hysterics. LOL]]
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- geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 07:25 pm (UTC)
  
  [Give me your German professor's email and I'll send him the link. :D]
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psycho_jackass
10/19/05 07:30 pm (UTC)

((Is dead. Actually suffocated by clapping hand over mouth to stiffle burst of laughter which would be giveaway that I'm not looking at something for work.))
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- oatmanspatient
  10/19/05 07:33 pm (UTC)
  
  ((*Tickles You*))
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sogothcally
10/19/05 07:34 pm (UTC)

[[::sporfle:: you win the internet.]]
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  10/19/05 08:06 pm (UTC)
  
  [*dances around holding cuddly stuffed internet-prize*]
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principalconnor
10/19/05 08:25 pm (UTC)

*dies giggling like a mental patient*
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- oatmanspatient
  10/19/05 08:33 pm (UTC)
  
  [OOC but IC:I thought you were a mental patient. *Coughs* At one point.]
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future_visions
10/19/05 08:44 pm (UTC)

[[OOC: *falls over as she has an asthma attack from trying to smother her laughter so as not to have to explain it to her child or her boyfriend.* I think you caused the death of the rest of my laptop keyboard.]]
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- geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 08:47 pm (UTC)
  
  [Sorry. *offers some of Marty's Cusack points to help pay for another*]
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___lily_evans_
10/19/05 08:53 pm (UTC)

[ooc: add me to the heap of dead bodies]
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- geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 08:55 pm (UTC)
  
  [*looks at rapidly growing heap of bodies and hopes The Tick isn't anywhere around*]
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suzotchka
10/19/05 09:09 pm (UTC)

[[*is laughing so hard she can't breathe and has smacked her head on a drick wall* Ow ow ow . . . ahahahahaha . . . ow . . . *goes to email English Lit prof* The day after our little adventure, we started studying 'The Wife of Bath'.]]
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- geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 09:12 pm (UTC)
  
  [Oh, yeah, Wife of Bath. Yep. Remember her well. A little trampy, if you ask me, but she knew some funny stories.]
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ihatedenmark
10/19/05 09:13 pm (UTC)

Verily, good sir, thou hast killed me with thy grasp of the noble art of medieval filking. I am slain by laughter's fair hand, and 'tis all upon thy head. XD

(And I'd have Hamlet sign up to be the snarky kid in the back of your lit class, but he has a languages one at the same time. I'm tempted with the creative writing tho'.)
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  geoff_chaucer
  10/19/05 09:14 pm (UTC)
  
  [*puts on swami hat* Sign up for creative writing. Sign up for creative writing. Sign up for creative writing.]
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aka_vala
10/19/05 10:18 pm (UTC)

[OOC: *iz ded of teh laugh* ]
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psycho_barbie
10/20/05 02:46 am (UTC)

[ooc: *deadity dead* Geoff better never team-up with the Tick otherwise FH will grind to a screeching halt because all the players are dead.]
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- geoff_chaucer
  10/20/05 02:54 am (UTC)
  
  [Ooh, keen idea! *runs off to find The Tick*]
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